You gotta be an AI:

 

- If you fall "arse over kettle"
- If you talk "nineteen to the dozen"

- You don't wear underwear and say you're going to "Latang let it 'ang" 

- You know its a boy coz he has Tuttakai's

- you know that any outfit can be gotten into by "Puttin' off the binder chile"

- Ofcourse every non-anglo is a "pariah bhanchot"

- You believe that the local "pariah Bhanchot" is responsible for the "Ruination of your 'usband" coz he runs the bloddy grog shop.

- Youngsters using bad language have a "Grog shop gob"

- When dragging a conversation you are "Pulling the jow" 

- When your mum threatens to "slipper you ya bhanchot"

- Lighting up a joint in reality is "Pullin the blues"

-And if you do catch your son 'pullin the blues' then you have to "Scuff him out of the 'ouse"

- If you've referred to some who just died as "kicked the bucket"!!!
-When you put ur hand into ur back pocket touch ur purse and say "I'll pay the bill Matcha", but not taking out the purse.......
...If at least once you heard your headmaster say "TAKE YOUR TC AND GET OUT!!"
….if you played "I just called to say i love you" by Stevie Wonder at least a hundred times
….If your dad wore a "lungi" with his "kolkottes" hanging out from under it! Gross!!!
-  If your mum ironed your clothes with an "ironing box"
-   if you had masala dosah  every time you went to vailannkanni when you go down to india

YOURS SURELY AN ANGLO :

....if you say : "U bugger I've bin waitin here a bloody hour and u comin now oni aaah ..."
….In the morning, you got up and said, "Ma, i want to make kakaa. or "Ma, see this bugger Ma, he's not letting me sleep"

…..u act TOO BIG FOR UR BOOTS, ur father says "Small Bugger can't piss straight,   he came off to tell me, I'll     warm ur bloody ears for u now. "

…….If you've heard these words "good for (pronounced "fa") nothing!" or "useless!"

... if you've acted the goat.
... if you've played the fool.
... if you've answered "I play the radio" when asked what instrument you play.

….when you say "she's possessed with the evil spirit, because our neighbour put the MANJA BALL on her".
…you and your father have the same shirt and pant material and ur mother and sister have the same dress material for c'mas, easter or new year
…You know all the words to "Surangani" and "I married a female wrestler". Anyone remember that old anglo saying, "Chase the bug around the tree"??  .... .now say it over and over again as fast as you can.
…if you've had "Horse's ????? and fried brinjals" for lunch
and Coconut (read coc'nit) rice ball curry with ???????? burning chutney
 

If you have studied in any of these schools
Saint Marys, Saint Patricks, Saint Josephs, Saint Bedes
Saint Theresa's, Saint Muniamma, Saint Ayyamma
Saint Pushpa, Saint Slippermesilly

…..Yes nanna..i know im going to hell!
...if you know exactly what species of ants "bully ants" is.
...if you know that China man "Hoo Flung Dung"
... if your nick name as a kid (or even now...) was either "boxer", "bandu boy"
---If, on you birthday your mum let you choose your favourite meal, and you selected bow-bow curry.
---If you had an Ayah named Muniamma
....If your friend had too much of (ponds talcum ?) powder on his face and you asked him if he had a fight with the baker. Or at least called him powder monkey!
.... if you use "fizzog" instead of "face".
….If you can say "Remy Remy rollocks, thousand in my ???????? fast.
….If your enrolled in the Anglo Indian associate but faithfully fail to pay your subscription...come back next month uncle!
….if u said u're a cork eye banchot